This is Fran. Fran is socially awkward. In any given situation it is only a matter of time before Fran says something inappropriate. We are still wondering why anyone would think it would be a good idea to give Fran a platform to be heard.
Fran likes to talk. Mainly, Fran likes to talk about native plants. Despite being socially awkward, Fran was voted most talkative in high school, which in no way correlates to his writing, but does in fact directly contribute to his well-honed expertise in the making of the aforementioned inappropriate comments. In the absence of an actual human audience, Fran has been known to assemble a variety of inanimate objects in substitution. If Fran were required to choose three things out of breathing, sleeping, eating, and native plants, you might find a highly over-caffeinated Fran practicing holding his breath while attempting to calculate how long he can go without eating before he starves to death. If you see Fran at an event do not poke him, feed him, or buy him a drink. The resulting commentary may be unsuitable for some audiences.